R-O-W-E-N-T-A What does that spell?????

Crap! Calc! Sputter! Spit! 
Waste of good money! Feel free to add to the list.
It's not even two years old and I have to de-clac it every time I want to use it. No one wants an iron that leaves a trail of little crumblies. 
Can you guess who was ironing black fabric and got a crumbly,  white trail??? Can you guess who had a bit of a fit? Sure, I knew you could. (use your Mr. Roger's voice)
I just may have to got to Wally World and pick up an el cheapo Black and Decker for 19.99
Rant over. Now back to regularly scheduled blogging.................