You have a truly heinous song stuck in your head. It's never a light, little ditty that makes your day. Noooooooosireebob!!! It's irksome and it's almost always only the tagline or chorus. You almost always remember it wrong! You try to listen to other songs to break the spell, you sing other songs (yes, even Barney songs) to get it out of your head. You even go to i-freaking-tunes and download it hoping that if you hear it and become one with it, it will go away. Of course, geekynista that I am, I already own the song. It wouldn't even make my top 1000, but it's there, buried in my collection of 80's New Wave.
I have "devolved" to this:
Devo's non-hit: My Baby was a Mongoloid, one chromosome too many!!
Make it sssstttttttoooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do we not sew?
We are Devo!!
Are we not hip?
D E V O